A Condom Conundrum

Being on the Dating scene is a continuous adventure. The exercise is usually fun, and always stimulating. You are sure to meet many new people. Some you will click with and develop a budding friendship. Many will quickly fall by the wayside. There are a few however that will develop into longer term friends, and even lovers.

Along with the quest for the love of your life comes the side benefit of a lot of sex with new partners. Not that there is anything wrong with that. After all, adult relationships almost always revolve around sex. Only a moron would have unprotected sex with a bunch of new partners, and your primary protection is the condom.

Most men and women do not like condoms at all. They severely reduce the sensation for men and as such often make sex less pleasurable for women as well. If you had to put a condom on your tongue before eating, there would be no fat people in the world. You don’t starve, but you don’t TASTE!” In this day and age of AIDS and other debilitating STDs, you would have to be crazy not to wear one.

At least there are some fun choices for the selection of your little rubber buddies now. There are now more choices than just slippery or dry. There are some really kinky condoms out there for the adventurous – flavored, and colored, and studded, and ribbed. Make sure you read the packaging before you go too crazy with any of them though – some are novelty condoms, and do not portend to prevent STIs or pregnancy. They’re just for fun. In fact, if the lights are out, you can use the glow in the dark condoms to read the wrapper. Handy!

Some of the more unique types of condoms raising their heads are quite amusing. One is the “Inspiral Condom”. It is a spiral shaped condom that is quite the rage. U.S. Surgeon Dr. A. Reddy, who also invented the prototype of the original female condom, did the fundamental research that lead to its development. When in place on the penis, it looks like a big screw. According to the rave reviews online, it creates intense sensation in the man and woman, while creating a feel like the sheath is thinner than it actually is. Getting screwed by someone has never been so enjoyable!

For those studs out there who want staying power, there is the new “Viagra Condom”. It stimulates a longer and more protracted erection. It is designed for dudes who have a hard time keeping it up once the condom is on. Looks like my personal pack of pleasure is going to bulge with at least one more item!

Besides sex, condoms have found a myriad of other practical uses. They are often packed into survival kits where they are used to keep things dry, hold drinking water, and even to fashion a sling shot with.

A gallon of water! That surprised me. Especially considering that the average ejaculate a man expends during sex is one and a half teaspoons. Overkill!

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The Sleepover Kit

Once you start to date a woman on a regular basis, there comes a time when you are pretty much expected to sleep over. You should never have to depend on your lady to have a kit ready for you. I mean, what kind of person would always conveniently have a bunch of stuff kicking around for a stray man to use at her house? Sorta scary in a way! On that note, you should always go on a date fully prepared for a sleep over if the opportunity presents itself. All the goodies that I list hear can easily fit into a backpack or small tennis bag. This can be easily stored in the trunk of your car, and hopefully find a permanent home in her closet or under her bed at some later date. So see my example list below, tailor it to suit your needs, and make one up today, especially if you have a hot date tonight!


Something For Your Feet


Your girl may be a wonderful person to be with, but that does not necessarily mean that she is the worlds best housekeeper. On top of that, the floors in her apartment may be freezing in the winter. Pick up some cheapo slippers so you have something to slip on if you have to hit the john in the middle of the night. Nothing is worse than going back to bed with cold feet.


Protection


These are the most essential part of the kit. But get something more than just the lubed and non-lubed varieties. Get yourself some of the new fangled rubbers they’ve got out now. Have some laughs with it and mutually decide which ones you both like best. Unlike American Idol, even the losers in this tryout might have a lot of entertainment value!


Tracksuit


On the same note as the slippers, you want to bring a gym suit in your sleepover kit. Likely she has no control of the temperature and most skinflint landlords turn it a lot lower at night to save money. She might only have one little blanket. Long story short, it’s better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. Otherwise, you’ll have to borrow one of her shawls.


Toothbrush


Having fresh breath and a clean smile just makes sense. Nothing is less sexy than having a big piece of spinach stuck on your teeth. And since using someone else's toothbrush is just gross, take your own. Do not forget to buy a travel size tube of your favorite toothpaste as well. Might as well have at least some of the comforts of home.


Candles


Candlelight sets the mood. Also, hides your zits. Cheap and effective ambiance.


Brigitte Jone's Diary


This movie is one of the greats for getting a woman into a romantic move. So the idea here is to make sure that you have it handy for the next time that you are sitting around bored, there is nothing on TV, and the video stores are closed. Plus, it bears multiple viewings and is still good.



All-Purpose Romantic Card With Gift Card Inside


This is my innovation, and it’s a beauty. Pick up a romantic looking card that does not have any writing on it, but has a nice picture on front. Inside, you tape in a card to her favorite lingerie store You draw a big heart and write “All my love on this special day”. Make sure that the sentiment does not refer to any specific event. Then one foggy Christmas eve – well you will not likely forget Christmas, but you will likely forget the anniversary of the first day you met or something important like that. You are sure to be in the doghouse, then you remember the emergency card in your bag. You run to get it and give it to her. The crowd cheers! Tell your buddies.


Ear Plugs


No matter how pretty she is, there is a good chance that some day she will snore and keep you awake. Once again the sleepover kit comes to the rescue! Just make sure that you never use them while she is talking to you.


Sleep Mask


If you have worked late and need to get some shuteye in the morning, it is almost impossible if her room gets the first light from the sun. Use the sleep mask. Of course if her bedroom does not face east, you can always do some interesting role playing with the mask.


Something To Wear The Next Day


An emergency change of clothes is essential as well. I mean, after all, if you do not have spare clothes and something happens, you will have to dress in drag.


Sade Disk


Often musical tastes can differ, and this is OK most of the time. However, when it comes time to put on something to enjoy during sex, if she’s only got a bunch of Backstreet Boys albums, it can be hard to focus. No matter who you are, Sade can set the right mood.


Book


It is always a good idea to have a book in case she has to go do something and leaves you alone in her room. It helps pass the time so you are not tempted to snoop around her digs. At the same time, when she sees you reading, it will make you look more suave and intelligent. Stay away from nudie books. Most women hate that. If you can stomach it, try bringing and reading the latest Nicholas Sparks book.



So, there you go. A great idea, easy to make, and invaluable.




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Tips For Online Dating

Online Dating Positives

One of the most amazing things that modern technology has offered to the human race is the entire new way that it is possible to meet someone new. Yes, I am talking about online dating sites. In the hundreds of thousands of years that human beings have been meeting and interacting with each other, there has never been anything that approaches the reach, the utility, and the convenience of online dating.

Up until recently, you were limited to whoever was in your immediate vicinity and social circle. Now, you can meet and woo anyone in the world. The most amazing thing is that you can look through what they say about themselves and shortlist a bunch of people that you are interested in that also have some things in common with you. On top of this, most dating systems have searching algorithms that will help you find all those people in the first place. It is just so amazingly easy.



Online Dating Negatives

However, there are downsides to online dating too. Nothing is perfect. For example, the hot young woman you think you’ve been chatting up online could be a 500 pound rat-catcher from Arsspik, Siberia. Or vise versa. Men and women both tend to post younger and more flattering pictures of themselves before they gained 40 pounds, and had more hair. You just never really know if the person you are interacting with is telling the truth. If they lie about their looks, they may also be lying about their current relationship status. Lots of married men and women troll dating sites. Make sure that you have your guard up!

The bigger dating sites will actually have millions of profiles for you to search through, and that is a curse! Even with the computerised help, the task is daunting. How can you zero in better? Of course if you are like me you just need to search for "deaf, dumb, oversexed female who owns liquor store"!



Further Online Dating Considerations

A name like THREEINCHTOOL is unlikely to gain you much positive attention after all. Chose something that you can mention in mixed company, or better yet, to your minister. Second, don’t give away too much personal information all at once. Slowly let the other person get to know you, and vise-versa. It’s safer. Use a throw away cell phone to establish verbal correspondence with them before meeting them in person for the first time.

Put up a recent photo of yourself, with your baldhead and all. Do not make the mistake that many people make on a dating site and present yourself as being younger, or with more hair than you actually have. How will you get past the first in person date if you lie about who you are or what you look like? However, don’t make the profile picture too sexy. Keep in mind everyone on the dating site will be able to save anything you put up. Never complain about your current situation or your ex. Nobody likes to listen to a complainer. If pressed, admit to making a few mistakes and that you think you have learned from them. Also, make sure that you have more than one person that you are talking to at the same time. So many people stretch the truth in online dating that getting your hopes up on one specific person before you meet them is most likely to end in disappointment. So join several sites, preferably under different online names, and have 4 or 5 people on your active friends list at any one time. It is okay to date more than one person at a time until you are ready to commit. It is expected!

When you finally decide to meet in person, plan the time and venue of your first date carefully. Choose a day date, first off. That way if you don’t hit it off, you can leave and still have your evening free. If you cannot find a time during the day to meet, then meet early on in the evening, and come up with some sort of alarm so you can make excuses and leave. Set your phone to alarm about 30 minutes into the date so you can pretend to take an emergency call and leave if things are not working out. Do not be afraid to inform them that you are seeing other people. If you appear to commit too early, it sends out a bad vibe. On the other hand, make it look like you are not a Lothario.

If you are lucky she will show up in her nurse naughty outfit and you just know you have your soul mate. Good luck!

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Condoms – No Date Should be Without One

If you are trying to find someone new out there on the dating scene, you know what a challenge it can be. Many of the new people that you meet will never become more than just casual acquaintances, while a few others may turn into strong friends. Perhaps one of them will actually be the proverbial soul mate that all daters are seeking.

During this quest for your life mate, you will likely find that you will have a lot of great sex with new people that you meet. Not that there is anything wrong with that. After all, adult relationships almost always revolve around sex. Having sex with a bunch of new partners requires you to use Condoms. You would be an idiot not to.

I know that a lot of fellas, and ladies too, don’t like condoms. They dull the sensation quite a bit for men, and thus may also make sex less pleasurable for women as well. If you had to put a condom on your tongue before eating, there would be no fat people in the world. You may not starve, but it can certainly remove much of the pleasure! However, in this day and age, you should always wear one. It’s just smart.

At least there are some fun choices for the selection of your little rubber buddies now. There are now more choices than just slippery or dry. There are some really kinky condoms out there for the adventurous – flavored, and colored, and studded, and ribbed. Buyer beware, many novelty condoms are just that, novelties. They make no promise of inhibiting pregnancy or STD's. These types of novelty condoms are just meant to have some fun with. For serious sex, stick to the boring drug store variety for the most part

Some of the more unique types of condoms raising their heads are quite amusing. First off, there is the “In-spiral Condom”. It is a spiral ribbed condom that is really catching on quickly. U.S. Surgeon Dr. A. Reddy, who also invented the prototype of the original female condom, did the fundamental research that lead to its development. When worn, the spiral ribbing makes the penis look like a giant screw. There have been very positive reviews on this product and sales are taking off like wildfire. Both men and women are raving about the intensity of the sensations that they feel. I guess being screwed has taken on a whole new meaning, and this in a good context for a change.

And for those who desire more duration, there is the so called "Viagra Condom". It stimulates a longer and more protracted erection. It is designed for dudes who have a hard time keeping it up once the condom is on. Even the best of us have occasional problems in this arena, so I am going to keep one of these babies in my packsack of sexual goodies.

On a side note, I have been watching a lot of “survival” television programs lately – the kind where someone is lost and needs to survive in the wild. Almost every emergency and/or survival kit out there these days has a few condoms in there. And for good reason! They can be used as a water-proof case for matches, electronics, or anything that will fit in there. Also, they can hold up to a GALLON of water for drinking and transportation. Pretty handy for something so compact! Add a few to your emergency kit for when the grid goes down.

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