Friday, January 27, 2012

My Bondage Date



I was having a lot of trouble getting a date. I mean, even my family tried to set me up with some girls they knew but nothing really came out of it, not even a second date. “Hey” I'm not a bad looking guy and I have a decent job so whats the problem? It appears that I had one bad night and now I'm branded for life in my normal circle of acquaintances.

So here is my sad tale of woe, and hopefully you will learn something from it.

It all started when I was asked to go to a formal dance with some friends of mine. Because of the formal nature of the dance, I was expected to wear dress pants and jacket, as opposed to the more casual attire I usually went clubbing in. The pants were not an issue as I had a couple of suitable pairs. I did not have a proper jacket, so I set out to buy one. Not being a fashion mavin I generally just rely on the opinions and suggestions of the store clerks. I told him I was going out dancing at a nice place an needed a jacket to go with my black pants. He indicated that they had some really great, inexpensive jackets that they had imported from Mexico recently. I immediately liked the color. I thought that the yellow shade would make me stand out and I was trying to make a positive impression. The material seemed a bit rough, but the price was great so I bought one and proudly carried it home with me.

I pulled out all the stops that night! Showered, shaved, new aftershave, then I put on my dress pants and new jacket. My dad passed as I finished, winked and said “Nice Duds.” I looked in the mirror believing I looked like a million bucks. I didn't notice the loose thread on the shoulder of my jacket.  Unfortunately that little thread would prove to be my downfall before the end of the evening.

I met my buddies at the dance. It was packed with lots of people that I knew and many more that I did not. My buddies had set this date up with me and she was a bit late. That did not bother me too much because it gave me a chance to hang with my friends and relax a bit. She was pretty cute, and seemed to be in a big hurry to get on the dance floor and strut her stuff. I remember holding her close as she had her arms around my neck. After we danced a couple of numbers, I noticed that she was playing with something on the back of my jacket. When I asked what she was doing, she indicated that it was a loose thread and was going to just pull it out.

She started to pull the thread, but instead of breaking, it just kept coming out. It got long enough to reach the floor I remember they were playing a new version of an old standard by Elvis Presley called “All Shook Up”. As the thread fell on the floor, it began to get tangled around several ankles. The faster they danced the more entangled they became. Someone tripped and fell into a table, spilling everything on it all over the place. Other people tripped and the disaster increased. By the time the dust settled, six people were on the floor and six tables full of drinks were overturned. What a mess! My buddies hightailed it out the exit laughing their guts out. My date just walked off in a huff!  I was all on my own.

The owner of the dance club came up to me and said, “What the hell are you trying to do, sabotage my business?” As I stood there alone wishing I could just crawl under the table and hide, people began to snicker and curse me. The owner quick marched me out of his establishment, and threw the wad of yellow string at me as I exited. The only part of my yellow jacket that I was still wearing as I exited into the night was one sleeve. As I headed home, my evening ruined, I took what was left of my new jacket and threw it in a trash can along the way.

So that is my tale of woe! No sane woman who knew me, or knew of me, would date me. My reputation and $500.00 could not even buy me a hooker!!

My sister eventually suggested that I try an online dating site. She said I would probably find someone who hasn't heard of my jacket fiasco. After careful consideration I decided to give the dating site idea a go. Hell I had nothing to lose but my self respect (oh wait, I had already lost that) and everything to gain. I picked one at random, but had no luck. So I googled dating, and was overwhelmed at the number of sites. Which one would be the best for me. I tried the top site POF.com – stands for plenty of fish, but I did not have much luck on it.  My sister came to my rescue again and suggested the link that I will share below. It has a big list of quality dating sites to choose from. I signed up to a couple of sites, and finally met someone who can take me for who I am, and not the idiot who bought a cheap jacket once.

So if you are looking for a date, then check out the link below. If it worked for me, then it can work for anyone.

Best Dating Sites

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